"It takes beer to make thirst worthwhile."

GERMAN PROVERB

"Beer brewers shall sell no beer to the citizens, unless it be three weeks old; to the foreigner they may knowingly sell younger beer."

GERMAN BEER LAW, 1466

"Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer."

ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER

"You can only drink 30 or 40 glasses of beer a day, no matter how rich you are."

ADOLPHUS BUSCH

"Many battles have been fought and won by soldiers nourished on beer, and the King does not believe that coffeedrinking soldiers can be relied upon to endure hardships in case of another war."

FREDERICK THE GREAT OF PRUSSIA, 1777

"24 beers in a case. 24 hours in a day. Coincidence?"

STEVEN WRIGHT

"I wish we could all have good luck, all the time! I wish we had wings! I wish rainwater was beer."

ROBERT BOLT, A MAN FOR ALL SEASONS, 1960

"For fear that one drink will be lonesome, take another to keep it company, and another to keep peace between them."

ANONYMOUS

"Beer that is not drunk has missed its vocation."

MEYER BRESLAU

"Everybody has to believe in something ... I believe I'll have another beer."

W.C. FIELDS